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Sunday, December 07, 2008 | 4:31 AM
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event:
trip to ipohevent coordinator:
MY DEAR OLD MOM (again)
place:
般若岩 (Bo Re Yan) Ipoh, malaysiatime:
4 dec 08 - 6 dec 08 (thursday to saturday)


i have to admit it wasn't a wasted or dying-of-boredom trip after all. in fact it was quite fun and fruitful. (^-^)
actually it was due to the fact that we (me and sis) were with two great friends that we knew when we were er,
babies.we could only meet up like wat, once a year during CNY cos they lived in malaysia (obvious).
missed them! especially cos nxt year we'll not be gg back to m'sia for CNY due to certain matters. ):

the one on the extreme left is
Yi Hang.she's the oldest, supposedly 18 eighteen, yeah but she doesnt look like it.
a total comedian with infectious and raving laughter. and she's gonna get her driving license soon! (X
the one on the extreme right is her bro
Yi Zhan.he's the same age as me, 15, has the build of a 15-year-old but unfortunately has the mindset of a 3-year-old.
thanks to him my tolerance has exceeded its maximum limit and improved by leaps and bounds.
and he's also zhihong's long-lost brother, they are too alike (character-wise) except that he's
much more annoying.
the point is, we were at this Bo Re Yan, a buddhist temple beside the mountains, where my mom was attending some buddhist course.
we were there as
外护. you know, we help to prepare the food for the people attending courses there to eat.
been that before like 2 or 3 years ago. thankfully this was a shorter course with lesser ppl we only had to wake up at 5.30am.
(before you start exclaiming its the holidays now, read on.)
we used to have to wake up at 4.00am. (ok now go on and shriek.)
we washed veggies and fruits, cut veggies and fruits and yada yada.




we were peeling the skins of the stir-fried peanuts!
it took 4 hours just to fry the peanuts. tedious job. (._.)
but it was worth it cos it contributed to the making of a delicious meal called
雷茶!!! XD




its a rare treat cos vegetarian ones are hard to find it singapore. it was yummy yummy yummy!!! :P
talking about
food. heh heh heh.
you could say that all the food in malaysia is yummy(x10)!!! (^O^)
(yeah i know wat u wanna say. -.- but yeap. even if i eat de is vegetarian and in a temple. still super yummy.)
like every few hours i will be eating something. (>.<) sad thing is once again im gg 向前发展. D: urgh. i have a little belly now. *sobs*
one main reason why this is so. cos i ate supper at the late hours of 11pm plus for 2 consecutive days.
and what's more, its
INDIAN FOOD!!!!! love it love it~ *shouts and jumps for joy*
i love indian cuisine, especially malaysia's. cos its cheap
plus alot
plus uber yummy, three-in-one! :D
this shop's not the best i ate before though, the nicest one is in penang! *drools* heh.

this one's plain prata so u cant see much. the first day i called roti prata but it turned out tt meant roti planta.
got a shock when i saw the amount of sugar on it and the oil oozing on it. (O.O)
they literally spam sugar and oil or butter when cooking. seriously. spam.
to order a plain prata, apparently u have to say roti chenai. unlike in singapore.


it is damn oily. and i dont just use the word oily for nothing. see for urself. roti tissue:


tadaa~!
oily for you. i was saying tt i would gain at least a kg or 2 just by eating tt. and i ate it, but amazingly didnt grow fat.

woo~ i looooove
teh tarik. m'sia's one is even yummier! XD
this one's bubbles sucked away by me liao. doesnt look tt nice. (>.<)
hahas something fun happened too during the trip.
a little stray
dog barged in the temple grounds and refused to leave whatsoever.
my sis fed it biscuits and tried to lure him outside the gates. we succeeded.
but later somehow we saw it in the temple grounds again. (-.-)
it sort of self-decided that we were his uh, masters (?!) or something. followed us and all.
i kept wagging its tail when it saw us! (X
it is one
CUTE puppy:





it was starving i suppose. it really ate and bit everything.
it actually drank the detergent water we contained in a tub for washing plates. i shooed it away but it kept coming back to drink it.
(-.-)" but amazingly it didnt get poisoned or die or something.
it even went and ate the insect on the floor. (-.-)||| quite disgusting actually.
because of this yi zhan named it
吸尘机. (-.-)?! who knows why...
wth.... he said it was nothing directed at me (ya rite.) and after tt somehow i was labeled its mom and it labeled my child.
zzz... quite dumb actually. quite poor thing to have such a lousy name.
but the cool thing was tt on the last day it started responding to the name! (^-^)
sad thing is tt it wont get to see us maybe for a year. ):
it keeps getting bullied by 5 big stray dogs outside, duno wat it'll do without us to defend it. its so tiny!
but its really filthy though. i only like patted it abit so far. (._.)
duno if it had fleas or wateva on it, and also it looked like it got some skin disease. (>.<)
speaking of
insects. i have to report about this.
the
mosquitos and
houseflies there are totally maddening and annoying.
two descriptive phrases:
猖狂, 厚脸皮those horrible mozzies caused me to look like i was infected with
chicken pox.
MUTANT CHICKEN POX. each pox at least the size of your eye and protruding. all over my limbs, even my face and neck.
totally trying to cover every spare inch of my exposed skin.
if u connected all the "dots" on my limbs u would get the map of a most complicated country on earth.
I WAS ITCHING LIKE CRAZY OR RATHER I AM STILL ITCHING LIKE CRAZY. DXi looked like some insane lunatic scratching or slapping my limbs every few steps like doing some kind of mad dance.
i refused to use my insect repellent which was
1. expensive
2. stinky
3. no use whatsoever
because like i said the mozzies there are
猖狂, they are like resistant and immune to every type of insect repellent existing.
yuck and they come in big sizes. DX
even now they have left my beautiful arms and calves pockmarked with ugly dots, that are
still itching like crazy.
i still look like i am infected with
CHICKEN POX, except that these are normal ones. (>.<)
人家是人见人爱,我根本就是蚊见蚊爱。DX
eeyer. im currently using all my might to stop myself from scratching myself until the skin comes off. D:
houseflies.
they. are. the. yuck.
i am already itching like mad due to the horrible mozzies and they buzz over and keep landing on my legs, which worsens it.
they have compound eyes rite, so normal houseflies would fly away just when u hover a hand behind it.
the houseflies there, until you
POKE them, then they fly away. graaaaaah!
厚脸皮.they suck they suck!! i was really tempted to smack them to their death (houseflies and mozzies alike),
and condemn them to an eternity of darkness and torture. (O_O)
but, they should be grateful i 大发慈悲心, or else they would have been reduced to mere unsee-able bits by now.
i never kill insects or anything. (actually i leave the dirty job to my sis. oops. *gasps*)
seriously if u hate creepy-crawlies and such u'll hate tt place.
cos its totally infested with those, and a great diverse of species of them too. muahaha.

ok back to about the trip.
the four of us
went out on the second day's afternoon to a certain kinta mall.
taxi was totally scarce there like finding a needle in a haystack. (-.-)|||
we walked out of Bo Re Yan which was like stuck near the mountains super ulu place, to the big road, which was pretty far.
and we were lucky enough to even have flagged down a taxi. (thank goodness)
the mall was well, alright. but frankly the arcade there was pathetic compared to sg's. (-.-)



we watched
BOLT!!! (^v^) yayyes~
it is nice too! (i realised when it comes to describing stuff, my vocab is forever limited to:
nice. -.-)
so in other words
LOOK at this:
1.
Twilight2. Madagascar 23. Bedtime Stories
4. The Tale of Desperaux
5. Beverly Hills Chihuahuas6.
Ice Age 37.
Ip Man (叶问)8. Bolt (the dog!!!)WOOHOO~~~~~ XD
only five more movies to go to complete my list of wanna-watch! hoo hoo~
and now. for
the climax of the post. *drumrolls~~*
(-.-)||| lol. ok fine.
its all but a series of photos taken by the four of us in the wee hours of the er, morning. (if u count 12-2.30am morning).
it is the most horrendous, dumbass, nonsensical and hideous photos i have ever taken in my whole life.i mean it. how many times do you get to see me even posing properly in front of the cam?
but obviously the ugliest are not here(duh).
thanks to yi zhan i have a collection of unglam and horribly stupid and yucky photos.
there were quite a few taken from the angle from under my lovely nostrils but the guy was still idiot enough for me to get hold of his cam.
and yeah. u wont get to see a single shadow of those, cos they are washed clean(duh again).
hahas.
你们都很有眼福哦!getting to see my dumb photos is a
privilege, u should feel
glorified u have the chance, cos there probably wont be a second.
BLEAH~ :}
TADAAA~~~our photo shoot:THE FORMAL SHOOT:
spastic smiles. (._.)

THE GANGSTER AH BENG AH LIAN SHOOT:
buay song arh!

THE SLEEPING SHOOT:
gosh. beautiful sleeping postures.

THE MAKE-URSELF-UGLY SHOOT:
*grimaces*
the extreme left looks like some deranged zombie from a horror movie.
the third from the left is total ownage. *bows down*

THE CUTE SHOOT:
how cute.
(dont u dare puke. unless u feel like getting bashed.)

THE
帅 SHOOT:
帅呆了! (-.-)"

THE ZOO SHOOT:
孙悟空
, the chicken, the rabbit and the dinosaur. happy guessing.
(pls excuse the retarded face.)

THE UH, SEXY SHOOT:
dont even look at the extreme right. im already feeling nauseous.
i seriously felt like omitting this photo, but ah well. since the deed is already done. might as well...
(>.< *shivers*)

THE BRAWL SHOOT:
madmen. gone off their rockers.
ur eyes are deceiving u, i am
not in this photo.

THE EMOTIONAL SHOOT:
this one's kinda great. here goes,
喜
怒(ehh.. its ugly.)
哀
乐(this one was a natural cos it was taken when we were laughing away halfway. XD)

THE FOUR DIRECTIONAL SHOOT:
.....................

THE UH, ONE DIRECTIONAL SHOOT:
(-.-) no more captions.....

THE EXTREME RETARD SHOOT:
i cant believe this. (>.<)

*whimpers*

this one looks real. yuck.

THE
咸鱼 SHOOT:
one word. ugly.
two words. ugly butts.

i can assure u that these are not all.
(cos i am obviously not stupid enough to post my horrendous photos for the world to ogle at.)
marks the end of my trip!
omg. duno how many hours have passed since i started blogging this.
the longest post ever. hahas hoped u have enjoyed.
it is currently 2.39am in the morning. i am chatting with a certain ziyi.
and i feel obliged to end my post here as i am sianned of posting.
so.
CIAO~
7 MORE DAYS TO THE DAY I WAS BORN,;thepeabrainner
extremely pretty flowers~!
I LOVE THIS RED FLOWER. pretty(x10)! (:
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