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childhood lameness.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 | 2:22 AM

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xx美美，
屁股大大，
坐在马桶，
马桶爆炸，
飞去天空，
屁股漏风，
掉进海里，
变成 sotong.

out of the blue this popped up during a conversation with my sis. (^o^)
went into complete hysterics reminiscing about all these childhood "poems". they are frankly, uber lame shit and dumbass.
but.
THEY ARE STILL SUPER FUNNY. i remember this was one of my favourites. seriously. XD
dont you think it is simply brilliant, it even has perfect 押韵, perfect. hee.
i really wonder all these childhood "poems" used to insult ppl was composed by who lor, the person is a total genius.
hahas, EVERYBODY who's been a child would probably heard of it and know how to recite them.
really weird how these things spread around, every single kid in singapore.
here's another one that's more famous:

Obe quack, kiss the rat,
go home let your mother slap.
mother say: go and die,
father say: nevermind.

this one is seriously one of the most nonsensical ones. (-.-)
BUT. i think the person who composed this is still maddeningly genius, this actually rhymes, and also, perfect 押韵.
i mean, its just some lame insult for kids to use.
i would love to meet the poet. (*.*)
another famous one:

神经病，有毛病，
偷吃我的维他命，
去到医院没有病，
回家才有病，
妈妈说你神经病。

hahas this one's also as dumb as the previous.
totally funny how we all used to love reciting these "poems". looking back, find that we are complete twits. :X
heh, which makes this whole thing even more hilarious. i couldnt stop myself from laughing after reciting all these with my sis again.
XDDDDDD
hahas. super lame. these were what added to the fun during our childhood.
there's one last one, not really a poem, not an insult. just a short uh, phrase?
NO ONE would duno this if they had been a child in singapore, its like passed down for generations.
ok maybe if you came from mars.
here:
























































NA NA NE POO POO!
YOU CANNOT CATCH ME!

hee hee. XD
WHO DOESNT KNOW THIS? even the little kids now still use it.
aww, really miss my childhood! i miss being a little kid! D:


this is my last post before i go ipoh tonight on the 10pm bus!
wish me luck not to die of boredom there.
and wish me luck not to die of mozzie bites there.
looks like i gotta bathe myself in insect repellent yet again, and even that doesnt work for long. (._.)

waitwait! i forgot to tell u ppl one very important thing.
I FINISHED A NEW KOREAN DRAMA WITHIN THREE DAYS.
"为什么来我家" 2o episodes!
and its one of the best i watched. (X it totally rocks! the plot the music and everything! very very captivating.
one great k-drama!!!
the bolded ones are the ones i love most!:

"My Girl (我的女孩)"
"Hello! My Lady (Hello!小姐)"
"Dal Ja's Spring (达子的春天)"
"Love Truly (真的真的喜欢你)"
"Wonderful Life (美妙人生)"
"Taste Sweet Love (白雪公主)"
"Full House (浪漫满屋)"
"(为什么来我家)"

ok i gotta go le.
hope to see you ppl soon! (^v^)

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